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11/8/2008 Thought For The DayThought For The Day By me. Shane. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? 10/25/2008 Thought For The DayThought For The Day By me. Shane. I bought a G.P.S. last week, and three days later someone stole it. So here is the problem. I called the service provider and asked for them to locate it for me. They told me they couldn’t find it. Duhhhh. Just give that some thought K. 6/4/2008 Thought For The DayThought For The Day By me. Shane. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience. 5/31/2008 Thought For The DayThought For The Day By me. Shane. Question to yourself. Its dark, and your travaling thru space in your car at the speed of light. If you turn on your headlights do they work? 5/29/2008 Thought For The DayThought For The Day By me. Shane. Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage? 5/28/2008 Thought For The DayThought For The Day By me. Shane.
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? 5/22/2008 Thought For The DayThought For The Day
By me. Shane.
Medical studies have shown, that right handed people, on average, live nine years longer than left handed people.
But. If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference? 12/18/2007 Thought For The DayThought For The Day By me. Shane.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? 12/17/2007 Thought For The DayThought For The Day By me. Shane.
Everyone has a photographic memory. But some just don't have film! 11/27/2007 Thought For The DayThought For The Day By me. Shane.
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? 11/20/2007 Thought For The DayThought For The Day By me. Shane.
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? 11/6/2007 Thought For The DayThought For The Day By me. Shane.
Sometimes while I’m having sex, I wonder about what an Atheist personality would scream out while having an orgasm?
Hummm? OH MY NON EXISTANT SUPREEM BEING? 10/11/2007 Thought For The DayThought For The Day By me. Shane.
Have you ever noticed that if you rearrangedthe letters that spell "Mother in Law,"they could come out to Woman Hitler?10/10/2007 Thought For The DayThought For The Day By me. Shane.
When French people swear, do they say pardon my English? 10/9/2007 Thought Fot The DayThought For The Day By me. Shane. "To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks." 9/11/2007 Thought For The DayThought For The Day By me. Shane.
If you were born exactly at 12:00midnight on December 31st – January 1st,which year would you say you were born in?9/7/2007 Thought For The DayThought For The Day By me. Shane.
If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want. 9/6/2007 Thought For The DayThought For The Day By me. Shane.
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
9/5/2007 Thought For The DayThought For The Day By me. Shane.
Falling on your face is still moving forward. 9/4/2007 Thought For The DayThought For The Day By me. Shane. If the sky is the limit,
then what is space. Over the limit? 9/3/2007 Thought For The DayThought For The Day By me. Shane.
Some people are like Slinkies. There not good for anything in life. But they still bring a smile to your face. When you push them down the stairs. |
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